REVIEW: Hostel Part II

Hostel Part II – 1/10
Another steaming pile of torture porn has been presented by Tarantino, with idiot Eli Roth taking ‘directing’ credits, i.e. the incredibly difficult task of selecting pretty girls, lining them up, stripping them down and hacking them up.
Seemingly unaware of the events of the first film, 3 girls (ooh, because it was boys last time!) decide to be lead by vixen Axelle to a torture camp, promising good times and thrills, forgetting to mention that the girls won’t be having a good time, but the businessmen with a fetish for hacked up limbs of women dressed in slut wear sure will! Bidding furiously via an eBay auction site, a new more efficient way of selecting victims to be (with free delivery!), the girls find themselves tied to chairs, hanged upside down and with bags over their heads.
Obviously it is screamingly sexist, however, this has obviously been an anticipated reaction, so Roth has kindly allowed a woman sadist to join in the fun (see, women are just as sick as men!) oh but wait, she has to be naked and touch herself as well, whilst the men are dressed fully in armour. The odd man gets his privates chopped off, however, only in a quick chop scene, their bodies are not lingered upon in a gratuitous manner. Unlike a 6 minute erotically charged torture blood bath with screaming orgasms from the killers.
Nothing is scary; nothing is particularly shocking; it is just stupid and exists purely for people who get off on this stuff. With it failing miserably at the box office hopefully this will be the last of the Hostel series, Roth is too busy ‘acting’ with Tarantino who is directing. Take note Roth, Tarantino is a director, you’re not, you’re really not. The local butchers is hiring if you enjoy hacking up stuff so much and I’m sure they’ll let you watch some pornos in the back on your lunch break.